2019
NEW YORK * HOLLYWOOD * OTTAWA * INDIANAPOLIS * BOULDER
Created & Performed by:
CAROLANN VALENTINO, also known as "The Italian Rose of Texas" heads to Orlando and Hollywood to serve up Grade A prime comedy and a side of sass with her critically acclaimed, knockout, one-woman hit, "Burnt at the Steak!" Whet your appetite for a night of non-stop entertainment with her eighteen hilarious characters, catchy songs, funky dancing and delightful audience interaction. This sizzling portrayal of life managing a multimillion dollar steakhouse in NYC will leave you inspired and "hungry" for more.
"Her raucous show had the audience howling with laughter.
The Flamboyan Theatre/The Clemente
107 Suffolk Street
New York, NY 10002
Dates TBA 2019
Capital Fringe Festival
Washington, DC
Dates TBA 2019
Past Shows
The Clemente Soto Velez Cultural Center
107 Suffolk Street
New York, NY 10002
Wednesday, April 25, 2018 - 08:00 PM sold out Friday, April 27, 2018 - 05:00 PMsold out Saturday, April 28, 2018 - 08:00 PMsold out
The John Desotelle Theater
300 W 43RD Street, 3rd Floor # 301
New York, NY 10036
Wednesday, April 26, 2017 - 08:00 PMsold out
United Solo Festival
Theatre Row
410 West 42nd Street
New York, NY
Saturday, October, 10 - 2015sold out Saturday, October, 24, 2015sold out
The Harlequin Theatre
2380 25th Street
Columbus, IN 47203
Tuesday, September, 15 - 2015sold out Wednesday, September, 16, 2015sold out Thursday, September, 17, 2015sold out Friday September, 18, 2015 sold out
Hollywood Fringe Festival
6201 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90025
Thursday, June 12, 2014 - 10:00 PM
Friday, June 13, 2014 - 8:00 PM
Saturday, June 14, 2014 - 12:00 PM
Sunday, June 15, 2014 - 4:00 PM
Sunday June 15, 2014 - 8:00 PM BUY HOLLYWOOD TICKETS
Ottawa Fringe Festival
Academic Hall Theatre
133 Seraphin-Marion Street
Ottawa, Canada
Friday, June 20, 2014 - 10:30 PM
Saturday, June 21, 2014 - 9:30 PM
Sunday, June 22, 2014 - 4:30 PM
Tuesday June 24, 2014 - 9:30 PM
Friday, June 27, 2014 - 6:30 PM
Saturday, June 28, 2014 - 10:00 PM BUY OTTAWA TICKETS
Indianapolis Fringe Festival
Basile Theatre
719 E St. Clair Street
Indianapolis, IN
Thursday, August 14, 2014 - 10:00 PM
Saturday, August 16, 2014 - 8:00 PM
Monday, August 18, 2014 - 12:00 PM
Thursday, August 21, 2014 - 4:00 PM
Friday, August 22, 2014 - 4:00 PM
Sunday August 24, 2014 - 8:00 PM BUY INDIANAPOLIS TICKETS
Boulder Fringe Festival
Dairy Carson Theater
Dairy Center for the Arts
2590 Walnut St.
Boulder, CO 80302 Friday, September 19, 2014 - 3:30 PM
Saturday, September 20, 2014 - 7:00 PM
Sunday, September 21, 2014 - 7:30 PM
Wednesday September 24, 2014 - 7:30 PM
Thursday, September 25, 2014 - 5:30 PM
Friday, September 26, 2014 - 4:30 PM BUY BOULDER TICKETS
United Solo Festival
Theatre Row
410 West 42nd Street
New York, NY Tuesday, October, 14, 2014 - 9:00 PM
(Additional show dates TBA)
Telecharge at 212-239-6200 When placing your reservation, please provide: the FESTIVAL name (United Solo Theatre Festival), the name of THEATRE (Theatre Row The Studio Theatre), and the specific DAY and TIME of SHOW you would like to see. BUY NEW YORK TICKETS - Telecharge
Houston, Texas
Theater LaB Houston
Obsidian Art Space
3522 White Oak Blvd
Houston, TX 77007 Wednesday, November 20, 2013 - 8:00 PM
Thursday, November, 21, 2013 - 8:00 PM
Friday, November 22, 2013 - 8:00 PM
Saturday, November 23, 2013 - 5:00 PM & 8:00 PM
Sunday, November 24, 2013 - 3:00 PM Call for Tickets: 713-868-7516 Theater LaB Houston Info BroadwayWorld.com
Orlando, Florida
Orlando International Fringe
Orlando Rep Theatre -Green Venue
1001 East Princeton Street
Orlando, FL 32803
Thursday, May 16, 2013 - 9:30 PM
Saturday, May 18, 2013 - 10:15 PM
Monday, May 20, 2013 - 10:15 PM
Wednesday, May 22, 2013 - 11:30 PM
Thursday, May 23, 2013 - 7:30 PM
Friday, May 24, 2013 - 9:00 PM
Saturday, May 25, 2013 - 6:45 PM
BUY ORLANDO TICKETS
New York City
Richmond Shepard Theatre (212) 684-2690
309 East 26th Street (NE corner 26th & 2nd ave)
New York, NY
Saturday, March 16, 2013 - 2:00 PM
Sunday, March, 17, 2013 - 3:00 PM
Monday, March, 18, 2013 - 8:00 PM BUY NEW YORK TICKETS
Dallas, Texas
Frisco Arts at the Discovery Center
8004 N. Dallas Parkway
Frisco, TX 75034
Saturday, April, 6, 2013 - 8:00 PM
Sunday, April, 7, 2013 - 3:00 PM
BUY DALLAS TICKETS
Calgary Fringe Festival
Festival Hall
1215 10 Ave SE
Calgary, Alberta T2G 0W6 Friday, August 3, 2012 - 9:30 PM Saturday, August 4, 2012 - 1:30 PM Sunday, August 5, 2012 - 3:30 PM Tuesday, August 7, 2012 - 9:30 PMsold out Wednesday, August 8, 2012 - 7:30 PMsold out Saturday, August 11, 2012 - 9:30 PMsold out Sun, August 12, 2012 - 1:30 PM"Best of Fest" show-sold out Buy Calgary Fringe Tickets
Edmonton Fringe Festival
Stage 6 - Catalyst Theatre - Nordic Mechanical
8529 103 Street
Edmonton, Alberta Saturday, August 18, 2012 - 6:45 PMsold out Sunday, August 19, 2012 - 11:45 PM Tuesday, August 21, 2012 - 9:00 PMsold out Wednesday, August 22, 2012 - 12:00 PMsold out Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 2:15 PMsold out Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 4:30 PMsold out Buy Edmonton Fringe Tickets
Victoria Fringe Festival
VENUE # 6
Langham Court Theatre
Victoria, BC Tuesday, August 28, 2012 - 7:15 PMsold out Wednesday, August 29, 2012 - 9:30 PMsold out Thursday, August 30, 2012 - 7:45 PMsold out Friday, August 31, 2012 - 9:30 PMsold out Saturday, September 1, 2012 - 12:15 PM (afternoon) Sunday, September 2, 2012 - 8:45 PMsold out Buy Victoria Fringe Tickets
Vancouver Fringe Festival
Performance Works
1218 Cartwright Street
Vancouver V6H-3R8 Friday, September 7, 2012 - 8:30 PMsold out Saturday, September 8, 2012 - 4:30 PMsold out Sunday, September 9, 2012 - 1:00 PM Monday, September 10, 2012 - 8:15 PMsold out Thursday, September 13, 2012 - 10:25 PMsold out Saturday, September 15, 2012 - 7:15 PMsold out Buy Vancouver Fringe Tickets
★★★★★ - "Theatrical excellence"
--We Make Movies.com/LA
★★★★★ - "Hysterical & Engaging!"
--Broadway World
★★★★★ - "Wildly entertaining"
--Vue Weekly
★★★★★ - "Not-to-be missed hilarity"
--Calgary Sun
★★★★ 1/2 - "Over the top impressions"
--Times Colonist
★★★★ - "Wonderfully energetic and fun"
--On Stage News
★★★★ - "A fantastic vocalist"
--The Edmonton Journal
★★★★ - "Hilariously clever comedy & song"
--The Herald
★★★★ - "Serving a performance pipping hot!"
--Charlebois Post
"Carolann Valentino is brilliant - she's witty, insanely Italian, beautiful, immensely talented- a dynamo!"
-- LA Examiner
"A dynamite performance by a most extraordinary lady who comes across as the voice and energy of a Tina Turner"
-- Capital Critics Circle
"Uproariously hilarious!"
-- Ottawa Tonite
"A firecracker of a performer"
-- Ottawa Citizen Patrick Langston
"Burnt at the Steak- right up there with Anthony Bourdain’s book Kitchen Confidential, and Lenny Henry’s TV comedy Chef T."
-- Ottawa Tonite
"Absolutely Brilliant"
-- Ottawa On Stage
"An exquisite use of musical theatre!"
-- Ottawa Visitorium
"Dynamite performance!"
-- Ottawa On Stage
"Carolann Valentino is a wildly talented vocalist and storyteller, with uncannily equal amounts of charisma and poise"
-- We Make Movies LA
"The best money you will ever spend!"
-- The Charlebois Post
"Greatest musical comedy in years!"
-- Ottawa Visitorium
"A must see show!"
-- NBC News / KSEETV
"'Burnt' is an example of how great a solo show can truly be!" --Denver Post
"She spins, she shimmies, she's charismatic, she's amazing,-- she's a star!" --Lively-Arts Magazine/NY Review
Non-stop entertainment as Carolann morphs into 18 hilarious characters through song, dance, comedy, and improv!
